is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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