sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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