no, he came in my armpit
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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