So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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