Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just took my morning after pill in the library
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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