I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Mom said you looked used
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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