it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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