so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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