Small penises have feelings too.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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