YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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