Well apparently he's into motor boating.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dignity is for republicans.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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