at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
