Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My ATM looks so different sober.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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