my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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