He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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