so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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