you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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