What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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