i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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