I wish i was in the wii world.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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