I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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