About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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