Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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