i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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