: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
My vagina just recognized that song.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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