no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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