This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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