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(303): View more from Colorado

dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here

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(914): View more from New York

we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"

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(870): View more from Arkansas

She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.

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(347): View more from New York

Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....

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(865): View more from Tennessee

all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.

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(740): View more from Ohio

how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?

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(305): View more from Florida

He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool

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