Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
