i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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