Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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