That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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