Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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