Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
