am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
