So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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