This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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