with your own penis?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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