If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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