Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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