we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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