Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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