You're my little dorito
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
birth control should be required to get into college
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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