ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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