Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
