i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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