Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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