can we get nightvision for the apartment?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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