why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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