I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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