awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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