We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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