I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
