Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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