I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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