So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
there is puke in my bra ... again
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