ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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