Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
