"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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